Oh, hi there. First and foremost thanks awfully for sharing with us your time and, we've no doubt, some form of 'talent'. Unfortunately, in order to maintain the highest possible standards of quality here at SGADS we do have a rigorous audition process and, sadly, not everyone can come up to scratch - hey if we were all brilliant actors there'd be no plasterers or mental health nurses, then where would be eh?
Why not channel that frustrated theatrical energy into becomeing crew? Or better yet why not treat yourself to a limited edition Juliet Barnard-Coombe print, novelty pen topper or memorandia?